"Chirp, chirp"

The only sound was the crackling of the fire and the turning of pages. I was reading my book in the living room, perched on the red couch.
"Chirp, chirp"
Closing my book, I lifted my head and began to look at my surroudings. That was strange.
"Chirp, chirp"
My eyes searched the room for anything suspicious. Nothing. I just continued reading my book.
"chirp, CHIRP!"
I closed my book once again in frustration, and took in a deep breath.
"SQUAWK!"
I balled my hands into fists then, my book in my lap. I sat still. Minutes passed, and I lifted my book with one had cautiously, then with both hands I opened it, my eyes still scanning. I eventually began to read again.
"SQUAWKY!!"
That did it. I threw my book behind the couch.
"OUCH!"..."I mean, CHIRP!"
"Serves you right Blogger, now gimme my book back.."

The Lava Lamp

Bloop, bloop, bloop.

The blobs collided with each other in a battle to reach the top of the lamp. Each blob bashed the other down and there was yet to be a victory. Of course there were no sounds of the colliding, so I made some noises myself.

Bloop, bloop.

My head was relaxed on my hands as I stared at the battling blobs. But then I noticed a shadow leering over the lava lamp, and me.

"Blogger, what are you doing?"

"I..am preying..."

I turned my head round to see his hands up in the air.

"...Like a kitty cat".

"You have a weird obsession with cats, Blogger".

I was surprised he didn't make hissing sounds, but when he stalked off towards the kitchen, I saw a fake tail swinging from side to side, glued onto his trousers. It only took me a minute to realize...

"Did you cut my pillow up?!?" He turned his head round slowly then, only to give me a sheepish grin.

"Nooo". And then he ran for it, screaming, "You'll never take me alive!" as he ran. I screamed after him...

"COWARD!" I made a grunting noise and folded my arms in anger. When I turned around to concentrate on the lava lamp, I heard an unusual thumping sound, and muffled screams. As I stared out the window, there was Blogger, attacking the window..and a little way behind him, was Chewy, the neighbors dog. The muffled screams became louder, and began to sound more like a little girl screaming. As I stretched my arms, pretending to yawn, I walked slowly, casually up to the window. I stood there, with a smug grin on my face, and waved to Blogger as he ran around the garden...screaming, like a little girl.

A Cat Suit

A cat suit - inspired by Jess.

Yawn. Ugg, morning. Sticky eyes, aching bones. Ew. My hand flopped over the toothbrush and dragged it over to my mouth. That's when it hit me. It's...I shuddered. Halloween. My head swung round as I moaned my head off..I wonder what Blogger will dress up in this year? I froze then. I heard a screeching noise coming from behind me. I swirled round quickly...but found nothing. Oooh, head rush, swung round to quickly. Then..

"BOOOO!". Blogger had jumped out of the shower. In-- a cat suit. After I had recovered from a near heart-attack, and after Blogger had stopped laughing and had lifted himself off the floor..I began to say...well..I wasn't sure what to say.

"Blogger. You..just, I don't-- I just". I took a quick breath. "A cat suit Blogger, really? Really?". He shrugged his shoulders, made cat motions with his hands...or "paws", and said "Prrr".


I hate halloween.