The Lava Lamp

Bloop, bloop, bloop.

The blobs collided with each other in a battle to reach the top of the lamp. Each blob bashed the other down and there was yet to be a victory. Of course there were no sounds of the colliding, so I made some noises myself.

Bloop, bloop.

My head was relaxed on my hands as I stared at the battling blobs. But then I noticed a shadow leering over the lava lamp, and me.

"Blogger, what are you doing?"

"I..am preying..."

I turned my head round to see his hands up in the air.

"...Like a kitty cat".

"You have a weird obsession with cats, Blogger".

I was surprised he didn't make hissing sounds, but when he stalked off towards the kitchen, I saw a fake tail swinging from side to side, glued onto his trousers. It only took me a minute to realize...

"Did you cut my pillow up?!?" He turned his head round slowly then, only to give me a sheepish grin.

"Nooo". And then he ran for it, screaming, "You'll never take me alive!" as he ran. I screamed after him...

"COWARD!" I made a grunting noise and folded my arms in anger. When I turned around to concentrate on the lava lamp, I heard an unusual thumping sound, and muffled screams. As I stared out the window, there was Blogger, attacking the window..and a little way behind him, was Chewy, the neighbors dog. The muffled screams became louder, and began to sound more like a little girl screaming. As I stretched my arms, pretending to yawn, I walked slowly, casually up to the window. I stood there, with a smug grin on my face, and waved to Blogger as he ran around the garden...screaming, like a little girl.